Apparition jokes
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
He had the curse of vanishing.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.