Apparition jokes

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

What's a ghost's favorite food?

I like some boo-ritos!

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.