Paparazzi jokes

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.