Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
:james sike i lied your mommy is pancakes is so dry. my best friend: joey sike i lied your twich is dry. my other friends: the winner is................. my guy james
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣
Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
