New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer… than the men who mention it.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a feminist? The feminist is overweight

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

My “overweight” friend and me were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?

Me: annoyedJason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you’re weight not you’re phone number.