Overweight jokes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
The chicken is so fat.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Americans are fat.
Josh is chubby.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.