New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Overweight Jokes
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Josh is chubby.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
