Overweight jokes
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Josh is chubby.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Americans are fat.
The chicken is so fat.