New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer… than the men who mention it.
Whats the difference between an elephant and a feminist? The feminist is overweight
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
My “overweight” friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: annoyedJason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you’re weight not you’re phone number.