Overweight

Overweight Jokes

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny

*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*

What would you rate this woman?

A 7

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

What do a tank and a Warship have in common?

They're overweight.