Overweight jokes
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Josh is chubby.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.