My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: OOOWWWWW!!!! Get of me you overweight bucket of lard.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
josh is chubby
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can't you too fat and clumsy and i don't have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
