Out jokes
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Memes
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"