Out jokes
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Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Memes
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.