Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Orphans Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
