Orphans jokes
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.