Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."