Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.