Orphans jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”