Orphans jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!