Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.