Orphans jokes

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Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

Orphan

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

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Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

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What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?

One gets picked for games.

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Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

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If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

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Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(

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Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

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Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

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Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

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What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

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Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!