Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.