Orphans jokes
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.