Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
