Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.