Orphans jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.