Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.