Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!