Orphans jokes
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.