Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
