Orphans jokes
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.