Orphans jokes
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...