Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
