Orphans jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!