Orphans jokes
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!