Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.