Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.