Orphans jokes
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.