Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.