Orphans jokes
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!