Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.