Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They donโt know what a home page is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why canโt orphans play baseball? They ainโt got no home to run to.
Why canโt England people play chess? They ainโt got no queen.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!