Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.