Orphans jokes
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.