Orphans jokes
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home