Orphans jokes
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Orphans are monkeys.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.