Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.