Orphans jokes
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?