Orphans jokes
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.