Orphans jokes

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

They have no mother's or father's day.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

Why canโ€™t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call โ€œdaddy.โ€

Why canโ€™t orphans play poker? Because they donโ€™t know what a full house is.

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."