Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Orphans Jokes
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why canβt an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They donβt have a parentβs signature.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. ππππππ
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are orphans gay? Because they canβt come out to anyone.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
