Orphans jokes
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.