Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
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What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.