What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
