What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
