Orphans jokes

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.