Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.