Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.