I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Orphans Jokes
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
