Newest Orphanage Jokes - Page 5

I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.

Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage

Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...

What an orphanage favourite roblox game Adopt me

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage

(Not an orphan joke) Why are American bad at Clash Royal Because they've lost 2 towers.

sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented

Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake

I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum

I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".

What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage

I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.