Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Apple

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Kid

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Home

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Child

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Video Game

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Kid

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Shadow

Why are orphans so fond of shadows?

They're the only thing that accompanies them always.

Guy

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Orphanage

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Car

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Orphanage

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Kid

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Fart

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”