Why do orphans say go big or go home So that way they feel important
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes
Heh, stupid orphan
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Timmy: stupid motherfucker Jimmy: wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth Timmy: starts crying Jimmy: ah fuck I did it again
Orphan: wanna have a sleepover Friend: but your an orphan. Orphan: just wanted a place to sleep tonight
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
im an orphan please stop it it' not nice and it made me cry
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented
Kid: who is your mom Orphan: they left me😭
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt
What is an orphans favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me
Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter
