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Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.
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My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Orphan:can I come over Girl: yhea but you have to your parents.
Hi this Daves orphanage- you make it we take it
I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
what is a orphans favoret game? soletare
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
Why do orphans love getting r@ped? Because they want to know what love feels like
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company