Daves orphanage

Daves Orphanage Jokes

If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?

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"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage

Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you

or

hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce