Daves orphanage jokes

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”

"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.