what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Q:What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A:one doesn’t scream when u try to chop it up.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her a onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hoola hoop
Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don't cry when you chop a whore
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
