Onion jokes

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel its skin off.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.