Onion jokes
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.