One-night Stand jokes

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?

Breakfast in bed!

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?

The second nightstand.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.

The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.