A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
what is the difference between a priest and mcdonalds? nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns
is your hairline and forhead old friends. cause they go wayyyy back
Your mom is so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Your mom is so dumb she called me asking for my phone #
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
Once there was an old lady..... Congratulations stop bragging !!!
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight year old girl then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture and train her as a suicide bomber
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless
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What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3 year old gender affirmed girls.
Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
