Offline jokes

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.