your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
dad why are we here because yur not lovded
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
Humanity
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick... a brick gets laid
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Jake grabbed lina's thigh and said "WHy don't we have sex? I rly wanna see your boobs I bet they're hot." "Yeah they are." She took her chlothes of and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRYED AND KISSED HIS SISTERS BUTT SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX
If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
me:knock knock friend:whos there me:impation feminest friend:impati-- me:why dont we have equal pay YETTTTTTT
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
americans live in the U.S.A. the quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
