When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?