School zones

School zones jokes

Priest

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Zone

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

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  • Memes

    Speed Bump

    When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

    Because he's dead.

    Pedophile

    Pedophile

    What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

    They drive slow in school zones.

    Ejaculation

    I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

    Kebab

    My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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  • Guy

    Friend: Why did you touch me?

    Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

    Speed Bump

    I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

    Child

    What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.