School zones jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.