School zones jokes

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

Friend: Why did you touch me?

Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.

Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?

A: They drive slow through school zones.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.

How do pedophiles follow the law?

They drive it slow in the school zone.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

I give props to pedophiles.

They always go slow in the school zones.

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?

I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.