I named my refridgerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say O I C, U R MT.
My friend said to me how to spell Tom and I said t o m m and he said that not how you spell it’sTom and he sese you have to take out 1m and he so I said but witch one
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
-He couldn’t find the right s o l u t i o n.
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
Friend: Eric, spell mouse. Eric: M O U S. Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .
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just kidding now watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
Nock Nock Who's there Your mom Your mom who. O shit my moms home honey get the f*** out of my house!
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
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what's Hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card
B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N
Hey Jonny you can buy a...
Pun o chips at the store
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'toole
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
