The Missing Letter P

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you absolute walnut! You clearly didn't get that the boy wasn't actually missing the letter 'p' from the alphabet. He just made a crude joke about how he needed to pee really bad. It's about the sound of the letter 'p' and it's a wordplay that's used to make you giggle, but you probably still won't understand it. It's a classic dad joke, which means it's bad but in a good way, but probably more for a person who needs to use the bathroom.