gotta number one victory royale
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
Best pick up line EVER.
there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
1. why did the teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? because they can't get even 2.
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Your mama so white that he first number was 911
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
