Nov Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

9/11

76 views · what’s dudeese · 5 months ago

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

Attempt

71 views · Brooky · 4 years ago

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Billboard

10 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A photo of a building with several billboards attached to it. On the left is an advertisement for "Huggies", showing a baby. To the right is a poster for the movie "Hitman", dated November 21, showing a man pointing a gun. Below there is a billboard for a car repair shop: "Just Best Auto & Truck Service. Cars Repaired. 5432."

Chuck Norris

39 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

NASA

5 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Month

15 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

Can February march? -- No, but April may.

Nut

14 views · cirtified goofball · 3 years ago

If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

Hell

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An Amish man wearing a straw hat and blue shirt is falling through a hole in the floor, with flames rising around him. He appears surprised and is raising his hands. The floor is surrounded by several voting machines. The text on the image reads: "U.S. NOV 5, 2024. Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine."

Russia

125 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Spam

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Man

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.

Election

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Taco

94 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

A wooden box propped up by a stick, with a pile of tacos underneath. A news article about Donald Trump's supposed plan to round up immigrants is overlaid on top of the image.

Air fryer

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The text in the image says "JUST MADE CRACK IN THE AIR FRYER!!! THE CITY IS MINE".

Billboard

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two adjacent billboards. The one on the left advertises "Huggies" diapers and features a baby swinging down. The billboard on the right advertises the movie "Hitman" with an image of a man pointing a gun. The text on the billboard says: "Hitman. In Theaters Nov 21." Below these two big billboards there is also a smaller billboard for "West Side Auto Clinic" that says: "Cars Repaired".

Politician

18 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article featuring a photo of Mitch McConnell. The headline reads: 'Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward'. The article excerpt states: 'WASHINGTON, D.C. - Multiple Republican senators and representatives expressed worry that adding trans members to Congress would make their monthly coke...'

Corn

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two photos side-by-side. The left one shows dry corn kernels being poured from a jar into a bowl. The right one shows cooked corn being poured from a pan onto a plate. The text reads: "Hard pour corn vs. soft pour corn."

Hamster

16 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."