Normal people jokes

Polar Bear

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck ๐Ÿ˜

โ€œI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.โ€

Depression

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

People

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Memes

Vegan

Vegans: Save the Earth.

Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!

Emo

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Guy

Armless guy: Even though I donโ€™t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: ๐ŸŽตIf youโ€™re happy and you know it, clap your hands! ๐ŸŽถ

Chemistry

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

Fan

GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."

Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"

Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!

Memes

Community

Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

Dear @Matt , our good friend [ God ] has came back k iwas thinking about you making a rank for God to be an admin so let me explain [ normal people] --> [ mods] --> [admin] --> then [yo matt ] se both know God is a good guy and would be a good guy to Have correction on us mods to make sure we're doing what we need to do. From American side worstjokesever - sincerely I'm with stupid [ changed my name recently to lone star stupid will change back later ]