Normal people memes

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.