No jokes

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?

No one cries when they cut up the viola.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.

Stephen Hawking said there is no god.

God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Why do orphans have an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.