No jokes

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

What do you call Yakub with no eyes?

No eyes Yakub.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

I like orphan boys, no homo.

Sorry but, no one asked.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa?

Do you love me?

No, Papa.

#### you!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground meat.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.