No jokes

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

No pine, no gain!

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

The 3 life rules:

1.

2.

3.

Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.