No jokes
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Memes
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
No, no, no, I am cool.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
What do you call a fish with no neck?