No jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Memes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."