No jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Memes
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
No, you!
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"