No jokes
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.