No jokes
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Memes
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.