No jokes

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Why do orphans get an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?

It has no family.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."