No jokes
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Memes
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.