A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
Night Jokes
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
